Why He’s Hot:
- Meet Michael fucking Pitt, AKA gorgeous. Just look at that face. FUCKING LOOK AT IT! That sexy hair that’s just amazing any fucking way you do it, and those eyes, those EYES. Yeah and you haven’t even seen this, tell me you don’t want that to roll over and greet you in the morning. Oh, and theirs also this look he does. You just want to wrap your arms around that and offer up some good ‘ol sexual healing.
- His attitude, he has that whole badass-who-is-maybe-kinda-crazy thing going on; In the way that you just want him to spank you. Yes, there, I said it! and you were thinking it too.
- Do I even have to mention his body? No, didn’t think so.
- What has he been in? well just let me tell you some of them: Hedwig and the angry inch (where he is fucking sexy) funny games (where he is psycho and still fucking sexy) and last days (where he is kurt cobain and GODDAMN fucking sexy). He plays a lot of low roles, but the talent is just dripping off him (mm, dripping). Nothing is sexier than a man with talent at what he does (if you get what I’m saying).
- He also has a fucking BAND called pagoda. Yes, he sings in a goddamn band, too. AND PLAYS GUITAR. and PS you cant deny he is fucking adorable in that video. Just throw your panties at him now girls.
